Friday

Nothing today Ladies and Gentlemen come back tomorrow

Wednesday night round up

Ladies and Gentlemen a lost result I here you cry !
We called the result and we were right!
"Filmset" did indeed run a bad race with the "housewifes favouate" onboard
But we kept to the rules and they turned round and kicked us right up the jacksee !

Wednesdays lay

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,another great lay yesterday with "Rocket Rob"n not winning after going off favourite.
Tonight Strictlylosers are off to the sand dunes under the flood lights at Kempton park
"I'm happy to say I have a horse"
"I say again I have a horse"
The name is "Filmset" the time is 750
Lets not carried away if we have any non-runners in this race its a no bet(as per the rules)
If yove already layed the horse just back it cancel out your lay bet!

Tuesday lay

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen
Another great day yesterday, everybody was putting bundels of money on the wrong horse!
We got it spot on !
A perfect lay,on a lovely day
Today ladies and Gentlemen off to Yarmouth
Im happy to again "I have a horse"
The time of the race 210
The name "Rocket Rob"
But never count your chickens,always stick to the rules nver lay above the amount

Mondays lay

Good afternoon Ladies and gentlemen
"Strictlylosers" are reporting live and direct in the sunshine from Kempton Park
The nod has been given
I have a horse,I say again I have a horse running in the 210 !!
Others say back it I say sack it!
The name "Remember Ramon"
Stick to the rules
Back soon

Thursdays lays

Ladies and Gentelmen,
Today live and direct from Great Leighs
Im happy to say "I have a horse"
Here we go Ladies and Gentlemen in the 820 tonight
Ladies and Gentlemen Im going to go agansit "Pension Policy"
Others say back it Im saying Lay it!!!
Always stick to the rules

Wednesdays lay

Ladies and Gentlmen
I have a horse
I say again Ladies and Gentlemen
I have a horse
Today live from Bath
Strictlylosers are putting one on the account
We dont tell fibs here weve had the nod !
We now know the time 4 o'clock
And the horse Ladies and Gentlemen
"Surreaism"
Join the fun
But NEVER EVER break the rules

Thursday lays

Ladies and Gentlemen its been a long time !!
That's because it hasn't been right, but back today Ladies and Gentlemen with a Loser !
"I'm happy to say I have a horse"
Yes "I have a horse"
Other people may try and imitate but the one and only "Strictlylosers" it back today at Nottingham.
In the 240 race
Laying "Recession proof"
Remember the rules Ladies and Gentlemen

No lay today

But back tomorrow Ladies and Gentlemen