Monday

Nothing today Ladies and Gentlemen
It was great yesterday to be back in the profit
Please return tomorrow for another nice little lay

Sundays lay

Good afternoon,
Here we go Ladies and Gentlemen today of to Towcester,
"I have a horse"
The time of the race is 1.15
The name of today's lay "Burmous"
Lets get back to profitable way

Saturday round up

A disappointing result Ladies and Gentlemen !!
The winning run had to come to a end at some point
With the £100 lay a loss of £119.95
It hurts its not nice but it happens !
The profits over the last few weeks make it not such a bitter pill to swallow
Ladies and Gentlemen "Strictlylosers" move forward with another profitable trade on Sunday
"That's why its called fishing not catching"
Strictlylosers signing off
Come back tomorrow

Saturday Lay

Here we go Ladies and Gentlemen another great lay on Thursday !!
With "Fast Freddie" not coming home first.
Lets keep this great run rolling today
I'm happy to say "I have a horse" Ladies and Gentlemen today "Strictlylosers" are live and direct at Ascot
Its the first race 120
The race of today's lay "Jack the Giant"
Some say back I say lay !!
Laying at £100 in or around 2.5 on betfair
Stick to the rules

Thursdays lay

Goodafternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,
Lets keep the profits coming in !!
Tonight "STRICTLYLOSERS" are at Great Leighs
Im happy to say " I have a horse"
The name of the beast
"Fast Freddie"
Im laying at £ 100 per lay so lets keep it rolling
Always keep to the rules
Back tomorrow

Saturdays Lays

Good afternoon Ladies and gentlemen
Tonight's the night Ladies and Gentlemen "Strictlylosers" are off to Wolverhampton
I'm happy to say "I have a horse"
Running tonight in the 920
The name of today's lay is
"Punching"
Back tomorrow

Friday up date

We have had nothing over the last few days,but the information hasn't been right !
So its been the correct decision to stay away.
We will be back tomorrow SATURDAY
With at least one lay if not two !!
So keep the faith and come back on Saturday
Its always been better to have a small dinner then no dinner !!
I mean to say
Lets not lose money when we can win money

Wednesdays lay

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,
Tonight "Strictlyloser" are of to Wolverhampton
I'm happy to say "I have a horse"
The time 620 the horse
"Crizebeck"
Stick to the rules

Mondays lay

Here we go Ladies and Gentlemen,
"I have a horse"
Yes today is the day,
The weather is terrible but the lay is on!
Today the track is "Carlise"
The time is 155,
The horse is "totowhisiskey"
Lets keep the good run going
STICK TO THE RULES

Sunday

Im sorry to say that nothings happening today
The lay hasnt come off !!
Too many non-runners for us to risk it!
Back tomorrow

Saturday

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen
I know what your saying no lays again !
We don't muck about here !
When I say I have a horse,I have a horse!
So I'm sorry to say nothing today
But I'm looking at two tomorrow
Come back tomorrow

Tuesdays lays

Today Ladies and Gentlemen off to Catterick,and and I happy to say I have a horse
I say again Ladies and Gentlemen "I have a horse"
In the 1.20
The name of today's lay is,
"Miss Cracklinrose"
Any non-runners a no bet
back tomorrow

Saturdays Lays

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,
Strictlylosers is back in action today at Ayr !
Ive had the nod and I'm happy to say,
"I have a horse,I say again I have a horse"
The race is the 235 at Ayr the name of the horse is
"Glasshoughton"
REMEMBER THE RULES !!
Any non-runners no bet